Happy Xmas (Trade War Isn't Over)

Based on John Lennon’s “Happy Xmas (The War is Over)”

So this is Christmas

And what have they done?

Another year over

And the next one should be fun

And so this is Christmas

Tariff threats abound

Not yet in the White House

But getting Canucks down

A very merry Christmas

But an unsure New Year

Let’s hope that he’s bluffing

As we all wait in fear

And so this is Christmas

Up here and down there

But tariffs on the horizon

We’ll see how we fare

And so happy Christmas

Here comes Tariff Man

So before duties happen

Export what you can

A very merry Christmas

But an unsure New Year

How big will be tariffs?

Well that isn’t clear

And so this is Christmas

And what have they done?

Four more years in office

Have nearly begun

And so this is Christmas

I hope they do well

Higher prices for Yankees

When they buy and sell

A very merry Christmas

And an unsure New Year

Jan. 20’s soon coming

So frontload your cheer

Trade war’s not over

Even if you don’t want it

Trade war’s not over

Now …